coballion:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

humansofnewyork:

"She taught me how to dance. We actually met at a graduation party. I was the only one not on the dance floor, and her friend bet her that she couldn’t get me to dance. I’d already said ‘no’ to ten girls, but she talked me into it. We were together 55 years. She died eight years ago, but I still dance every day."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

I don't know whether I love or hate my job.

  • 10 y.o: Miss Grieve, what do I have to do for this part of the sheet?
  • Me: You have to write a sentence using each word. So the first one is 'thought', make up a sentence and use thought in it.
  • 10 y.o: Oh ok.
  • Me: (5 minutes later) What sentence did you write?
  • 10 y.o: "I thought Miss Grieve was a man"
  • Me: It works but you are so rude.
  • 10 y.o: IT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT CAME TO MIND.

thylaed:

shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes

OH MY GOD WHAT PART OF TENNESSEE?! I want to meet you so bad!!

Nashville and a few other places. Not entirely sure yet!